Hotel Trumpkin

The United States elected it's 45th president.Altogether mostly bitter reactions erupted like a tornado which is unstoppable.I am neither a politician nor a news reporter to understand the bilateral relationships between the countries.So,I decided to write a whole new article which would be like,
If Donald president is a chef in a hotel,(he is so rich he owns his hotel too)and countries were dining,probably it will be something like this.

India:
The great Indian tamasha is already happening with demonitazation,so we will probably chit chat more about our economy louder than anyone,Trump sure tweeted good for India.The decision on cutting on H1b visas and reduce corporate tax in US is definitely a lot of bitter sauce on our plates.He labelled Pakistan as safe haven for terrorists which may be music to our ears.
Dinner Served:
So,we will be having a butter chicken with no butter and chicken is under cooked with no masala.Let's wait for the dessert shall we!
UK:
Leave us alone,you bloody bastards and drinking in solitude is sure a British style of expressing their disappointment.After,the much talked Brexit,He planned on cutting a lot of jobs.Rumours are flying around that,most of the immigrants are changing their homes to London and invest in gold.So as usual,the real estate kicked up in England.
After all,we can't  compete with royals,no matter who sods them off,they are still very rich.
Dinner Served:
They won't get dinner.it will be their usual crumpets and tea.
Australia:
They are posh people rightly dressed but drunk to the very core thereby conflicts arise among themselves.As Australian PM,himself said he will take on refugees resettlement.So they pay for some poor people,though many of the Australians are not really dodged by Trump.They will have overpriced food
Dinner Served:
A heavily priced usual breaded trout,they are so drunk they are even paying for others.
Russia:
This would be much more interesting actually a real treat to watch.The mighty Putin and Trump really do have a thing for each other,we had seen them complimenting each other publicly.The Russian president is known for his aggressive behavior,deep down he wants to show the world mainly the west that Russia is always the real power and never backs down at any cost though this hampers their own country.They are waiting for one chance to prove themselves,all they need is support from others so no matter how frustrating it is 'The Bear' has to wait.Trump is aggressive just like him unlike the previous enmity with other leaders who are just hostile to them,these two defined new 'frenemies'
Dinner Served:
Kansas styled barbecues with lots of Coleslaw.Tex mex a lot of beers(all compliments from chef) who knows the chef will probably dine with them.They will drink huge pints of beers together,abuse and laugh at each other.No one will know they are cursing or joking.
China:
They might be only ones whispering but their disappointment is totally seen on their faces.When Trump said he will be cutting the manufacturing costs,and bring them back to US.This will be a huge blow and spat on their faces as china is the leading member when it comes to manufacturing sector.
Dinner Served:
They will just have green Tea.
Middle East countries:
They will welcome his huge victory(Iran will be separated).Despite all the Muslim refugee talk,this is only restricted to poor countries.The gulf elites admire Trump.They need each other,US has money they have oil so they're in like forever couple.
Dinner Served:
MacDonald special Burgers,The easterners will bring dates and good Dubai food.Trump will also dine with them.It's a family thanksgiving dinner.
Canada:
These are the soft hearted people who chose Justin while their neighbor got Trump.Everyone is commenting on their immigration laws as they are too soft on people
Dinner Served:
Typical Canadians will have lot of desserts with sprinklers and chocolate chips.
EU:
They are the biggest crowd,gives cold stares to UK.They will look like ' Dumbledore's army'in 'Harry potter'.
They came with a plan,as sly as it always been France develops a plan.Remembering their history the Germans agrees to that causing the whole union to agree to them.They came with a plan to cause fire in the hotel but waits for the right moment.
Dinner Served:
Everyone wants a different kind of food.They gets pissed off probably get good old macaroni and cheese and votes among themselves to eat it or not.
Japan and other Asian countries:
They will look like bunch of teenage kids forcibly brought to dine with relatives.When Trump commented  'they will watch Sony TV' it's a huge savage and Japanese were angry to their core.You shouldn't say that to one of the intelligent races.They will bring their PSP and wait for some death Note to appear on the table.
Dinner Served:
Totally non stewed food,and a bad boiled sushi.
South America:
They would be thrown out of the hotel after they checked in instantly.He abused them blatantly saying criminals,drug lords and non legal immigrants
Dinner Served:
No dinner for them.

So finally the dinner is done,and it's a place everybody checks in whether they like it or not,and it is gonna stay for some more years.Let's hope in future they will make better food depending on the others preferences.
Disclaimer: This post is meant only for fun,totally light hearted.I don't intend to hurt anyone's feeling or any race.I am sorry if I did hurt anyone.

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