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We will fix it!

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Thought 2:   We will fix it!  Fix what?any situation.  Fixed by whom?my mom. Your mom?your mom too My mom? Every mom. I mean every woman Huh.   On a hot sunday evening after having a nice siesta my mom made pakoda(awesome indian snack) along with tea which magically cures any headache.She works continously 15 or 16 hours  a day and she thought i can use a break.So i did take a break from relaxing.  Now imagine all your problems  fixed like that. Imagine the whole world just fixed by your mom.Problem at work?Let me speak to your management.How can you not like my child?My baby is walking sunshine and a bundle of joy.They apologize and never goes against you.Isnt that a walking bed of roses.There's a scene from Marvelous Mrs.Maisel where she says to a group of protesters if women weren't distracted they can fix it.That is so damn true.When i finally opened ed page to know what's exactly is happening in my country.I got this. Come on,after kno

All hail 90's comedies

I always pretend to be a busy person when i have so much work to do.I can be creative when there are no tasks assigned to me.So here i am,pouring out my scattered thoughts Anyways if you are planning to expect anything from this,sorry this is not a right place for you.I dont have any tips on how to make your life better or more miserable than it is already,am just here to waste my time and sadly yours. Thought 1: I always loved a good comedy,sometimes a bit adult is fine. Hey there south park! In the recent times my mind is delving more and more towards 90’s comedy.The observational humour the outlandish misunderstandings,silly politics that sort and somehow it’s better than today’s videos made by insta stars and new series,and its just not me my friends who are just in their late 20’s and thinking they were 90’s kids still find those comedies much more interesting than that.You see here i am an indian before internet i can rarely access SNL or F.R.I.E.N.D.S.People can watch

The Lion,The Muse and the Rat

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   A new idea,flashed in my mind and here i am presenting it.The 'Inglorious Basterds' is a beautiful war drama/comedy directed by Quentin Tarantino. The characters portrayed in the movie are so relatable to our period too.So, here are our characters. CAST: Hans,Landa - Putin Shoshanna -Ukraine It just looked like a landscape taken out a painting and set in motion.It's rich history and beautifully cut mountains made them  alluring as the majestic Alps.The place is called Crimea,which camouflaged its bloodshed just like the non-saline sea,that is protecting it.A man fought for it,won it and lost to his peer,Men lost their minds playing puppets for the sake of power.The history repeated itself over and over.Our Hans,Landa once again wants to restore the balance.He made a move,a mighty move.The world was shocked by these unforeseen events.He wants to liberate the truthful Russians who were struck in Baltic area.He just wants to deliver a message out there loud and

Hotel Trumpkin

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The United States elected it's 45th president.Altogether mostly bitter reactions erupted like a tornado which is unstoppable.I am neither a politician nor a news reporter to understand the bilateral relationships between the countries.So,I decided to write a whole new article which would be like, If Donald president is a chef in a hotel,(he is so rich he owns his hotel too)and countries were dining,probably it will be something like this. India : The great Indian tamasha is already happening with demonitazation,so we will probably chit chat more about our economy louder than anyone,Trump sure tweeted good for India.The decision on cutting on H1b visas and reduce corporate tax in US is definitely a lot of bitter sauce on our plates.He labelled Pakistan as safe haven for terrorists which may be music to our ears. Dinner Served: So,we will be having a butter chicken with no butter and chicken is under cooked with no masala.Let's wait for the dessert shall we! UK : Le

Unlabelled one

The world is a huge place.Indeed our options are becoming unlimited in every aspect we are touching in.Likewise the so called 'ists' and 'ers' are becoming huge just like the data flow everyday. In our twitter we can see various people claiming to be feminists,sexits,racists,chavaunists,body shamers,trollers etc etc.Facebook does an age check of minimum 13 for person.The parents should have a faint knowledge on how their children are tackling up with the social media.The Children from 13-18 years are more entrapped to this kind of bullying,adults are a bit more resilient to these kind of things but we have seen latter taking off their lives too for some small incidents leading to ghastly choices. The virtual world we have created ourselves actually became a part of us,some people are being trolled for being fat.We can't expect our bodies to be fabulous all the way.We can't exactly predict  what others definition of fabulous means either.who  is to be blamed in

A surgical strike on common man

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Rich man's war ,poor man blood seems to be the current state our country is living in.No,I am not with any political party or agenda just a common man expressing his  views. When our government issued a ban of 500 rupee notes and 1000 notes everybody cheered and congratulated him on his new move.Social media became very creative,lot of memes and hashtags with artistic tweets flowed in.This abolition of black money using demonetization is a great plan with strategic future unfortunately flawed implementation to its core. The rich will always be rich.poor man is always poor,this is the harsh truth nobody will change that.We are not Robin Hood to change that,our PM isn't one either.This authoritative step by him is again affecting the  middle class.   When our govt announced this so called new era and announced ATM's will be closed .We channaites(people of Chennai) have a bit experience how exactly it is going to work as we got some  experience from yester year with no mo

TROUBLED TEEN

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                           I turned on my laptop feeling so bored after returning from office.I have nothing to do i saw all the movies and tv series nothing is left for me.Some movie is downloading so having some coffee i thought to do nothing and opened some pictures .My brother is a teenager now and i am staring at his picture.Its so creepy i have no idea why i did that?i am seeing him since ages and still i am here looking at him something about him definitely changed.HELL YEAH!! he is a teenager how can i miss that.I think in the whole life time being a teenager is the toughest thing everyone knows that no matter how many hollywood teen clicks come one cannot understand a teenager              I am back with my nostalgia and i definitely remember how fat i look :/ i used to weigh about 67kg which is definitely not a healthy one i want to cut down all the fat and look like the skinny girl who appear on the screen but i never did that i want to go gym but nothing went well.My